martes, 29 de mayo de 2012

Humor británico


Una parte fundamental del aprendizaje de cualquier idioma es conocer y comprender su idiosincrasia, cultura y sobre todo, su sentido del humor.

Animo a todos aquellos que saben mucho inglés a que me envíen sus comentarios sobre las frases que envío más abajo. Yo, personalmente, me he reído mucho y me gustaría compartir esta carcajada con todos vosotros.

How much English do you really know????

I had a good laugh reading these sentences.  I wonder if you will find them funny too! If you do, not only is your English really good but also you are starting to understand British sense of humour! A VERY important part of learning English!

I’d love to get some feed-back on this. It would help me to assess your insights into English! So, are you ready to find out how much English do you really know?


 
Sign in a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a
Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."


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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push"


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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
 

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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
 

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
 


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